I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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