Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can text with my tongue
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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