Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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