Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
they're like a gay fantastic four
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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