I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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