Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Floor bacon is actually really good
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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