yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Your tits are I can't wait for
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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