I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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