People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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