we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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