Having a random hookup so left but love u
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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