so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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