Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Sorry about my life...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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