Are we in a gay sports bar?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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