My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
BRING THE BAGELS
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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