Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
