i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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