I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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