did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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