i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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