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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.

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(432): View more from Texas

So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..

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(317): View more from Indiana

she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.

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(214): View more from Texas

I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.

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(818): View more from California

She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....

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(503): View more from Oregon

I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.

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(614): View more from Ohio

you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical

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(856): View more from New Jersey

only i would get off to receiving death threats online

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(845): View more from New York

If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.

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