Swine flu is the new snow day.
only you would photoshop your dick
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
