Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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