Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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