Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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