i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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