Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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