There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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