I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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