I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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