PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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