But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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