this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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