okay pat passed out under dana's car
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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