she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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