oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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