it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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