Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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