In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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