So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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