You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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