I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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