I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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