butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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