I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
