He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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