I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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