I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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