I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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