Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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