I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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