I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
