No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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