I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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