just come out here and I will go home with you...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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