Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
